Slavian Posted January 25, 2007 Share Posted January 25, 2007 ...а ты совсем не изменилась, нет-нет. Смотрю в окно... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PIzekil Posted January 25, 2007 Share Posted January 25, 2007 ... а на нем решетка пошел доить карову... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady in Red Posted January 25, 2007 Share Posted January 25, 2007 ... оказалось - бычок! Смотрю на часы... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PIzekil Posted January 25, 2007 Share Posted January 25, 2007 ... кукшка вылела и прямо в глаз! хотел ее поймать ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Герцог Орлеанский Posted January 25, 2007 Share Posted January 25, 2007 ... хорошо, что коровы не летают Пошёл в сбербанк... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverse Posted January 25, 2007 Share Posted January 25, 2007 хотел ее поймать ... ... но споткнулся и упал. Купил цветы... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady in Red Posted January 25, 2007 Share Posted January 25, 2007 ... и забыл их в метро. Сварила кашу... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ваон Posted January 25, 2007 Author Share Posted January 25, 2007 из топора! Пришли гости... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverse Posted January 25, 2007 Share Posted January 25, 2007 ...А выпить нечего ОН её любит... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady in Red Posted January 25, 2007 Share Posted January 25, 2007 ... а она и не догадывается ! Пошла муха на базар... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ваон Posted January 25, 2007 Author Share Posted January 25, 2007 а все самовары уже разобрали другие мухи! Купила новую юбку... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nastic Posted January 25, 2007 Share Posted January 25, 2007 А она по швам треснула... Собралась пропустить экзамен... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Тёмный менестрель Posted January 25, 2007 Share Posted January 25, 2007 А его и не было. Решила пожрать чего-нить сварганить... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonardo Posted January 25, 2007 Share Posted January 25, 2007 ... а ключи от холодильника ЗАЛ МОСКВА потеряла Решил поспать... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AntiKakkinen Posted January 25, 2007 Share Posted January 25, 2007 ...А соседи затеяли ремонт. Пошёл в аптеку за аспирином... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PIzekil Posted January 25, 2007 Share Posted January 25, 2007 ... и сломал ногу приехала скорая... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AntiKakkinen Posted January 25, 2007 Share Posted January 25, 2007 ...И доставила в морг. Захотел стать космонавтом... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Тёмный менестрель Posted January 25, 2007 Share Posted January 25, 2007 А тошнит даже в автобусе... Решила пойти за едой... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonardo Posted January 25, 2007 Share Posted January 25, 2007 а есть перехотелось - тошнит, хоть уже и не в автобусе... Съел пирожок... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PIzekil Posted January 25, 2007 Share Posted January 25, 2007 ... а он тут же обратно познакомился с красивой девушкой... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Тёмный менестрель Posted January 25, 2007 Share Posted January 25, 2007 А её от меня тошнит... Пошел в аптеку... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AntiKakkinen Posted January 25, 2007 Share Posted January 25, 2007 ...А попал в больницу. Запустил фейерверк... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Тёмный менестрель Posted January 25, 2007 Share Posted January 25, 2007 ...оторвало яйцо Пошел в травмпункт... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AntiKakkinen Posted January 25, 2007 Share Posted January 25, 2007 ...А врач пьяный. Купил бинт сам... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Тёмный менестрель Posted January 25, 2007 Share Posted January 25, 2007 ... а яйцо потерял... Решил удавиться... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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