Герцог Орлеанский Posted January 26, 2007 Share Posted January 26, 2007 А за Клинским пойти некому... Похмеляемся водкой Выпил кофе... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Рикки-Тикки-Тави Posted January 26, 2007 Share Posted January 26, 2007 ...голова заболела. Что-то подташнивает... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PIzekil Posted January 26, 2007 Share Posted January 26, 2007 кажется я беремененн пошел сдавать анализ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Painter Posted January 26, 2007 Share Posted January 26, 2007 ...а пункт приема анализов закрыт доставай веревку с мылом... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Герцог Орлеанский Posted January 26, 2007 Share Posted January 26, 2007 а табуретка сломана... Взял молоток... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PIzekil Posted January 26, 2007 Share Posted January 26, 2007 и умер лежу на полу Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Рикки-Тикки-Тави Posted January 26, 2007 Share Posted January 26, 2007 ...и кровища по полу. Мяучит соседская кошка... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AntiKakkinen Posted January 26, 2007 Share Posted January 26, 2007 ...Оказался лев. Укусил комар за задницу... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Djon Posted January 26, 2007 Share Posted January 26, 2007 Комар животное хитрый - задницу ядом помазал. Котяра та быстро подохла. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PIzekil Posted January 26, 2007 Share Posted January 26, 2007 Жопа отвалилась стал поднимать Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AntiKakkinen Posted January 26, 2007 Share Posted January 26, 2007 ...Заработал радикулит. Лёг в больницу... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Герцог Орлеанский Posted January 26, 2007 Share Posted January 26, 2007 оказался морг... Позвонил по телефону... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AntiKakkinen Posted January 26, 2007 Share Posted January 26, 2007 ...Постоянно занято. Решил поплакать... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Painter Posted January 26, 2007 Share Posted January 26, 2007 ...долго плакалЪ теперь и пройтись можно... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Герцог Орлеанский Posted January 26, 2007 Share Posted January 26, 2007 ...куда послали... Одел куртку... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ваон Posted January 26, 2007 Author Share Posted January 26, 2007 ...оказалась бушлат ДПСника! Пришел ДПСник... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AntiKakkinen Posted January 26, 2007 Share Posted January 26, 2007 ...Лишил прав пожизненно. Попробовал дать взятку... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ваон Posted January 26, 2007 Author Share Posted January 26, 2007 взял и сказал,что мало! Пошла в цирк... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AntiKakkinen Posted January 26, 2007 Share Posted January 26, 2007 ...А цирк уехал в Одессу. Пошла пешком за ним... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dj romiros Posted January 26, 2007 Share Posted January 26, 2007 Подсколзнулась - сломала ногу ! Попала в больницу ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AntiKakkinen Posted January 26, 2007 Share Posted January 26, 2007 ...А хирург напился. Оперирует студент-практикант.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dj romiros Posted January 26, 2007 Share Posted January 26, 2007 Бывший двоечник ! Операция закончилась Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AntiKakkinen Posted January 26, 2007 Share Posted January 26, 2007 ...Остался без ноги. Купили костыли... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Тёмный менестрель Posted January 26, 2007 Share Posted January 26, 2007 А оказалось что это две палки от швабр... Решил ползти... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AntiKakkinen Posted January 26, 2007 Share Posted January 26, 2007 ... Поймали на границе. Приставили автомат к лицу... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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