PIzekil Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 ... получил кирпичом по лбу пополз из леса ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AntiKakkinen Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 ...ужалила гадюка. Выполз весь израненый... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady in Red Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 ... оказалось - не в ту сторону. Собрался с силами ползти обратно... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AntiKakkinen Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 ...выполз на ж/д пути. Едет поезд... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ваон Posted January 30, 2007 Author Share Posted January 30, 2007 ...оказался глюк. Это пустыня... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AntiKakkinen Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 ...А воды нет. Зарылся в песок... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slavian Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 ...а там оголенная электропроводка все что осталось собрали в совочек... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AntiKakkinen Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 ...Но ветром раздуло. Пришлось купить гроб... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slavian Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 ...но только потом поняли что хоронить нечего. Сели, помянули... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AntiKakkinen Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 ...Водка оказалась палёной. Начался цирроз... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dj romiros Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 Принял витаминку Стало весело Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AntiKakkinen Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 А где облом? Вырезали печень... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
natt Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 ... печально Спать охота ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skorpion Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 Кому это охота? Без печени? Решил - завтра начинаю здоровую жизнь! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AntiKakkinen Posted January 31, 2007 Share Posted January 31, 2007 ...а по пути нашёл бутылку. Опять напился... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverse Posted January 31, 2007 Share Posted January 31, 2007 ...а похмелья нету. Решил посмотреть кинцо... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AntiKakkinen Posted January 31, 2007 Share Posted January 31, 2007 ...А диск пиратский. Попил водички... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PIzekil Posted January 31, 2007 Share Posted January 31, 2007 ... стал козленочком стал звать на помощь ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AntiKakkinen Posted January 31, 2007 Share Posted January 31, 2007 ...Прибежал серый волк. Стал точить зуб... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schaman Posted January 31, 2007 Share Posted January 31, 2007 ...напильник сломался. Побежал за другим... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AntiKakkinen Posted January 31, 2007 Share Posted January 31, 2007 ...Напильника не было, взял пилу. Пилю сук... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Djon Posted January 31, 2007 Share Posted January 31, 2007 А сук оказался шпалой, Пришлось брать взрывчатку. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AntiKakkinen Posted January 31, 2007 Share Posted January 31, 2007 ...Фитиль оказался слишком коротким. Пришлось собирать себя по частям... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PIzekil Posted January 31, 2007 Share Posted January 31, 2007 ... несколько частей оказались лишними сел, стал думоть Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AntiKakkinen Posted January 31, 2007 Share Posted January 31, 2007 ...А думать нечем. Соскрёб мозг с асфальта... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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