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Тут на днях почувствовал, что страшно соскучился по английскому языку, ибо оччень давно его не юзал - не с кем...

 

Посему предлагаю в этой теме гутарить по англицки;). На вольные темы;)

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so... we can discuss about... Michael Shumacher;) . I think he can be one of the best drivers in the history of F1, but he is not a racer...

I can not decide wether ia should say "SCHUMA - SUPER!!!! EVEYBODY IS WELCOME TO SUCK!!!!!". But to my mind this statement(suggestion;)?) describes his personality perfectly :rolleyes:

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quite a nice actually stuff for investigation - the most adequate translation of the wide-spread copyrighted motto.

My humble input would be: Shuma - super!! Every1 suxx!!

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Я как посмотрю (ничего, что я тут по-русски?) - тут прям собрание мазохистов. И никто вроде их не заставляет - но не могут придумать ничего лучше - как поговорить о нелюбимом предмете :p
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quite a nice actually stuff for investigation - the most adequate translation of the wide-spread copyrighted motto.

My humble input would be: Shuma - super!! Every1 suxx!!

Well, I tried to give my transcription such an air of ... intelligence, may be. Yours is most simple, still really more adequate. Even a more literature-like version is "Everyone is invited to go dicksucking" :)

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Я как посмотрю (ничего, что я тут по-русски?) - тут прям собрание мазохистов. И никто вроде их не заставляет - но не могут придумать ничего лучше - как поговорить о нелюбимом предмете :p

Still its a very... erm... actual topic, I suppose - nothing\no one in the word could have become a more actively discussed theme, especially considering that the discussion takes place on f-one...

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Well, I tried to give my transcription such an air of ... intelligence, may be. Yours is most simple, still really more adequate. Even a more literature-like version is "Everyone is invited to go dicksucking" :)
hmm... what I like about the variant is the expression "every1 is invited.."

 

just imagine: "Miss N\Mister M, I would like to invite you to go..., looking forward to hearing your positive response ":D

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quite a nice actually stuff for investigation - the most adequate translation of the wide-spread copyrighted motto.

My humble input would be: Shuma - super!! Every1 suxx!!

As I understand the word "everyone", if you says "everyone suxx" that means that Shuma suxx too... :p
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I guess we'd better change the subject. Let's talk about the most useful word in the whole English language. I mean the F-word ;)

 

It can be used in many different ways

Noun: I don’t give a f*ck.

Adjective: Jennifer is organizing the f*cking event.

Verb: Don’t f*ck it up.

Transitive verb: Paul f*cked Jennifer.

Intransitive verb: Jennifer f*cks.

Part of an adverb: Jennifer organizes too f*cking much.

Adverb enhancing an adjective: Jennifer is f*cking amazing.

Part of a word: Fanf*ckingtastic! Absof*ckinglutely inf*ckingcredible!

 

It can even be used as almost every word in a sentence, (although that's not advised).

i.e. F*ck it, f*cking f*ckups, f*ck the f*cking f*ckers.

 

 

Here are some examples of how the word f*ck can be used.

Aggression: Don’t f*ck with me.

Amazement: Inf*ckingcredible!

Assurance: Absof*ckinglutely.

Difficulty: I'm having a f*ck of a time with this.

Disagreement: F*ck you!

Dismay: F*ck it.

Dismissal: F*ck off.

Fraud: I got f*cked on that deal.

Incompetence: What a f*ckup.

Inquiry: What the f*ck?

Pleasure: Fanf*ckingtastic!

Satisfaction: F*cking "A" man!

Trouble: Now I'm f*cked.

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