Guest V-PETROF Posted January 25, 2007 Share Posted January 25, 2007 Подошел хулиган Квакин Реки крови... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Герцог Орлеанский Posted January 25, 2007 Share Posted January 25, 2007 а тряпки нет Купил кампутер... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AntiKakkinen Posted January 25, 2007 Share Posted January 25, 2007 ...И устанавливает Винду XP с дискеты. Заколебался... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverse Posted January 26, 2007 Share Posted January 26, 2007 ...И устанавливает Винду XP с дискеты. Заколебался... Анти, ну ты садист! ЗЫ: упаковывать семечки поштучно. Решил закурить... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dj romiros Posted January 26, 2007 Share Posted January 26, 2007 А спички промокли ! Купил банку сока Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverse Posted January 26, 2007 Share Posted January 26, 2007 А она разбилась... Решил поймать золотую рыбку... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PIzekil Posted January 26, 2007 Share Posted January 26, 2007 ... Крючок за жопу зацепился. стал вытаскивать крючок... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dj romiros Posted January 26, 2007 Share Posted January 26, 2007 А рыбка сдохла ! Пошел в отпуск. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Djon Posted January 26, 2007 Share Posted January 26, 2007 ...теперь в огороде копает картошку, И пьёт с садоводами паленую водку... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverse Posted January 26, 2007 Share Posted January 26, 2007 А вотка фкуснайа... Сидит человек, собирает малинку... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ваон Posted January 26, 2007 Author Share Posted January 26, 2007 разбил по дороге! Встретила подругу... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ваон Posted January 26, 2007 Author Share Posted January 26, 2007 А вотка фкуснайа... Сидит человек, собирает малинку... Опять не выспалась. ...оказалось волчьи ягоды! Встретила подругу... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AntiKakkinen Posted January 26, 2007 Share Posted January 26, 2007 ...Оказался трансвестит. Купил машину... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverse Posted January 26, 2007 Share Posted January 26, 2007 ....А права купить забыл Угнал машину ДПС... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady in Red Posted January 26, 2007 Share Posted January 26, 2007 ... а мои документы так у ДПС и остались Приехал в Маранелло... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PIzekil Posted January 26, 2007 Share Posted January 26, 2007 а тут будильник прозвенел. хотел его отключить Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverse Posted January 26, 2007 Share Posted January 26, 2007 А ворота не открывают... Вижу Кими... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AntiKakkinen Posted January 26, 2007 Share Posted January 26, 2007 ...Оказался Масса. Починил телефон... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady in Red Posted January 26, 2007 Share Posted January 26, 2007 ... а звонить некому Начал читать сказку... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Рикки-Тикки-Тави Posted January 26, 2007 Share Posted January 26, 2007 ...А потом она кончилась. Понимаю, что засыпаю... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AntiKakkinen Posted January 26, 2007 Share Posted January 26, 2007 ...И тут сосед врубай электродрель. Включаешь телевизор... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Герцог Орлеанский Posted January 26, 2007 Share Posted January 26, 2007 профилактика там. Проснулся, потянулся... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Рикки-Тикки-Тави Posted January 26, 2007 Share Posted January 26, 2007 ...косточками похрустел. Пошел в кино... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Герцог Орлеанский Posted January 26, 2007 Share Posted January 26, 2007 электричество вырубили. Не будет кина Включил музыку... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Рикки-Тикки-Тави Posted January 26, 2007 Share Posted January 26, 2007 ... а там Катя Лель!!! Снова в запой... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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